1:40pm
Holy fuck, the test hurts.
A lit sparkler up the nose just begins to describe the feeling. Then the person wielding the sparkler tries to touch your brain and burn it.
It’s been an hour and I still feel the burning sensation.
So here’s the best part… HAHA… the most absurd part.
It will take SEVEN to TEN DAYS for the results.
I’m not kidding. So many around the country are baffled. I answer with: Welcome to Florida Health Care.
I told the sparkler lady I could be dead before the results come back. Sheesharooni.
I feel alright at the moment. Trying to eat something, but it tends to make my stomach hurt, so might be done with food for awhile.
Gonna rest.
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